Response to Editorial #7

You idiots think a little storm will stop Germany? It's going to take much more than a storm to stop our huge army. Russia is skilled in the winter setting but we are more skilled as fighters. Meanwhile, America is trying to attack Rommel's awesome bases. That is like trying to break down a brick wall with a key chain. Why don't you guys understand? We do not care about any of you. You can attack Germany all you want but you will not prevail. The Russians greet us with flowers we are so great, yet we don't care about commies so we shoot into their cities. Of course most survivors come to me. Nothing worse than a... well nothing worse than anyone or anything that's not a German. Outsides be warned. We are vicious and we cannot be contained. If you are not a part of us, consider yourself dead.
                                          Sincerely the smartest and most faithful scientist,

                                                                  -Josef Mengele